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The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.
Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.
by SirWoofen January 15, 2020
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Poo Jammer

A large brown tent with poo jammer spray painted on the side. Poo Jammer.

Homosexual male pushing poo!!!!!
Isn't Carl a fucking "Poo Jammer"....FAG!!!!!!!!!!!
by Seneeeeep! May 1, 2010
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Banjo Jammer

Any redneck white person; Or simply anyone that regularly listens to country music.
Guy1: "You see that redneck motherfucker over there?"
Guy2: "Oh you mean that Banjo Jammer in his truck?"
by Black_Stallion October 22, 2011
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Rammer Jammer

The University of Alabama's Victory Cheer sang to the "Hey" song. The lyrics taunt the losing team and has proven quite controversial as it has come under fire multiple times for sportsmanship conduct.
"Hey Tigers!
Hey Tigers!
Hey Tigers!
We Just Beat the Hell Outta You!
Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer!
Give'm Hell, Alabama!"
by JackDaniels007 October 15, 2007
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log jammer

When you take a big shit and you clog up the toilet.
After not taking a shit for a couple days, i caused a log jammer in one of the toilets at school.
by Byerly May 21, 2005
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ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day
by moises January 11, 2004
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Whammin the Jammer

Vigorous female masturbation. Getting it. Scrambling the meat wallet.
"She doesn't need a vibrator she needs to wham that jammer."

"Nothing says lonely Friday nights like a pint of Haagen Dasz and whammin the jammer to Twilight"
by The Bunz Clapper July 24, 2020
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