Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.

"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."

by Can Not December 28, 2005

Juggalos/Juggalettes

Juggalos and lettes often get a bed rep because nobody really gives us a chance. People don't like us because we are different from the rest of the brain washed society and are ourselves, not clones. Not every lette and lo do drugs, there are straight edge lettes and los. There are lettes and los who hang with others (non family), and then there some who only hang with family. Yes, we are a very large group stretched from every which way and consider each other family. Not all lettes and los a lowlifes, scum bags, whatever. You can think you can judge everyone and know their whole life and shit, but when it comes to the truth, hah, it'd blow your fucking mind.

Joe: "Yo Brad, Sam! Get yo asses over here!"
Dick: "What the fuck you doing man? Those faggots are juggalos/juggalette."
Joe: "Dude, you're a asshole, juggalos/juggalettes are people too. Besides, they're mad chill."
Dick: "They're nasty scumbags yo. You want to fucking chill with those faggots, I'm peacing."
Joe: "What the fuck ever yo, at least they're not fucking douches like you."
Dick:" ............."
Joe: "That's what I thought."
Dick: "Fuck you man!!..."
Dick walks away.

by psychotokerlette October 5, 2011

juggaho

Someone who cames to be down with Psychopathic Records, but does not follow the philosophies of the Dark Carnival

Someone who turns his back on his friends for a bitch

Someone who bumps Eminem back-to-back with ICP

by Sanguinarius January 14, 2004

Juggalos 'N Juggalettes

Well. The juggalo and the juggalettes are hard to describe in general, even as a juggalo it's hard for me. So i'm going to try.

A juggalo is a male fan of the Insane Clown Posse
A juggalette is the female fan of the Insane Clown Posse

ICP for short.

Juggalo's and juggalettes are fans of ICP that have been saved by The dark Carnival and have realised that being different isn't a bad thing, for it makes us just that. 'Different' from everyone, we are all crazy in our own ways and we are all hated for some reason or another.

Us Lo's And Lette's Are loyal fans to ICP and any of the bands under the psychopathic record's logo. We love them as family as well as other Lo's and Lette's as family and we would die for eachother. Poeple always dis on the fam but we are strong and most true juggalo's and lette's ignore the threats and the insults. Most of the fans connect with ICP, Twiztid, Boondox, ABK, AMB, Blaze cause they grew up unwanted as many juggalo's and juggalette's did. Me included. We are outcasts. But the truth is we don't care, we don't give a fuck.

We paint our faces and we talk the way we talk to be different. Though many people say yea, yea, they want to be non-conformists, most of us are. We are all crazy and mentally unstable. Me for example. I've been to about 8 different therapists. My parents trying to scrounge up money for it all. Luckily we have rich grandparents. Me myself, i've grown up with no moeny for myself and the thing is i don't have friends. 'Cept for the handful and the few. My point. Being mentally insane and crazy is a part of our personna.

WE have haters. But we all yell whoop whoop to show who we follow. Poeple say we are in a cult. But we aren't. Or are we. You'll never reallt know. The dark carnival is our 'Heaven.' Me personally, i'm athiest, so i honestly don't care about the fact that the dark carnival was about god in the end. Anyways, haters. They call us fags, idiots, crack heads, ECT. And the truth is. We all have quirks, dumbasses. I myself and my buddy braindead used to be pot heads. Though we still hit it erryonce in a while. WHOOP WHOOP!

There are posers who we call juggaho's, juffalo's, things of that sort. And they can be pointed out easily. If everything you own is handed to you, then your not a juggalo. I have to work for my clothes and my music. Though my rent's buy it, i work that shit off, i keep my shit real too. But the fake ass bitches that are handed everything by name and shit, Hell nawh they ain't jugglo's or lette's.

WE call eachother family and we are, we juggalo's and lette's can walk through the streets of detroit and other bad gang infested hole's and yell our whoop whoop's and rep our colors and the psychopathic all over our bodies and have back up in the gangs and in the crowds of bystanders.

We lo's and lette's feel the music and we relate to most of the song's in our own special ways, and we hate biggots and racists. If you claim to be a juggalo or lette and you are racist, kill yourself.

WE also have our own juggalo system. OH SHIT! NOT ANOTHER SYSTEM! CALM THE FUCK DOWN, It's our thing so don't piss and run to yo momma. xD

Juggalo Quirks;

Words:
Nugget - Head
Neden - Pussy
Corndog - Cock - Penis
Cotton candy - Pussy
Popsicles - Cock - Penis
MCL - Much Clown Luv
MMFWCL - Much Muths Fuckin Wicked Clown Luv
Mutha Fackoo - Mutha Fucka - Mother Fucker
WHUT!? - What?

GREETINGS:
1 - Are you down with tha clown?
2 - Whuddup Ninja?
3 - Whuddup homie?

Chants and Sayings:
1 - WHOOP WHOOP!
2 - WE Will never die alone, juggalo's will carry on, swing our hatchet's if we must, each and everyone one of us.

Q 'n A:
Q: Are U Down wit the clown?
A: 'Till i'm dead in the ground

Juggalos 'N Juggalettes

Juggalo 1 - Whuddup homie?
Juggalo 2 - Nuttin much muh ninja
Juggalette - Just chillen'
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Hater 1 - look at those fags, with their faces painted, lets get 'em
Hater 2 & 3 - Hell yea
Juggalos 1, 2, & 3 - What?
Haters - You three are fucked now
Juggalos 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ECT - *show up* Not today mutha fackoo.
Hater 1 - Whatever, Lets go guys
Hater 2 & 3 - *gone*
Hater 1 - Fuck *runs off*
Juggalos 1 to ?? - Fuckin haters. WHOOP WHOOP!

by Tha.Juggalo.Jester September 9, 2009

juggalos

A Juggalo, by definition to the "normal people", is a fan of ICP. But to the Juggalos themselves, they are brothers and sisters. Being a Juggalo is a spiritual experience. A lot like the punk life-style, they care for very little, except for what is really important in life. They take not shit from ANYBODY. When Juggalos are near, expect a great time.

Homshabom, the Juggalin' Juggalo, comin' at ya muthafacko!

by Homshabom May 24, 2004

juffalo/juggahoe

Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't kinda like a poser except with a juggalo/jugalette.


Juffalo-male
juggahoe-female

I went and bought em all yesterday
but im definitely a Juffalo

by double d block March 10, 2005

juggalos

A Fan of Psychopathic Records. Some, one, or all the artists, regardless if you listen closely to the music from the first jokers card to the last it tells a story, it gives examples on basically how not to live your life, and it also preaches religion, love for one another, regardless of "Juggalo" status, and respect. Generally a "Juggalo" is just an average "Joe" that has a lot of the same views as the artists of psychopathic, those being religious, political, social, moral, and ethical views. Not all juggalos are violent. In fact, most are peaceful, fun loving citizens, who do not go around robbing, hacking people with a hatchet, or hijacking minivans. The reason why "Juggalos" as a group are defined as "ignorant" or "bigot" or "violent" is because most of the news and information making headlines about juggalos are horrible crimes. Before you go ahead and write a definition on a certain type of person, or a group of people, please don't stereo type by mass media, headlines, hearsay, or any other means than pure, scientific, RESEARCH. If you look "Behind the Paint" you will see that 17 out of 20 juggalos fit my description, 85%. So don't base your opinion on a MINORITY, look at the picture as a whole.

*And yes i happen to be a juggalo, not because i'm an "outcast" or "insane" or "don't fit in" its because i agree with the views and opinions of psychopathic artists. as a matter of fact i have been Spreading MCL since i was 13, i am now 22, so for 9 years i have been down with the clown. I was very popular in school, Graduated at the age of 16 valedictorian. as of this being written i am currently age 22 and a PROFESSOR @ GVT in Greenville, SC. 169 iq (31 points below EINSTEIN) so for those of you who have classified juggalos in general as stupid. Your definition is now NULL and INVALID please be CIVILIZED and APPEND your entry and if your entry is pure speculation, just remove it.

*Real name censored* KaoS out, MMFCL 2 ALL!! (Even the haters) i love the haters EQUALLY because they do not bring us down they EMPOWER us and make our PRESENCE all the more MEANINGFUL!

What true juggalos would do in such a situation

TRUE Juggalo: Waddup ninja?

Some kid wearin an psy records shirt: Nothin much man just gonna rob this liquor store here right quick, drink a 40 of OE and, go bump the new blaze album

TRUE Juggalo: Man, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING, your lucky i dont....

Kid wearing shirt: What you talkin about man, im just bein a juggalo like you.

TRUE Juggalo: *Beats the shit out of the kid for being an idiot and takes his shirt to give it to someone who DESERVES to wear it*

*Note: The violence described here in this last example is actually a true example what would happen if this was a real situation. The kid was not beaten for being DOWN WITH THE CLOWN he was beaten because he was an idiot. And the stripping of the shirt or anything psy releated was so that person would no be associated with the juggalo community and is NOT a robbery, its meant to be demeaning

by XxKaoSxX September 7, 2007