Joner

Influenced by a tall, muscular, hunk of a man named Jonah, it is the sexual arousal to a tall German man with glasses and chaotic hair. Usually used by males, but can also be used by females.

Guy1: Wow that dude is so suave
Guy2: I know, I think I'm getting a Joner.

by Skylor_Is_Lumayan March 9, 2022

Kennona-Joner

"Kennona-Joner" : A euphemism or sneaky way to say "Corona Virus".

Guy number 1 : Near guy number 2 spits on the ground near guy number 2.

Guy number 2: witnessing the nasty spit near him is now urged to shout "AAHHHH!! KENNONA-JONER!"

by Liquid Disrespect May 22, 2025

Joner

A boner created from Jean pants. Girls and boys both experience this conundrum and it’s very obvious.

“I got a major joner rn…”
“Wtf man”
“I love the Joner brothers!”

by Delaney likes mangos February 22, 2023

Joner

A boner you got from looking at a person named jonah.

When Jonah walked in the room I got a joner.

by Ballsaq123 November 30, 2022

Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.

Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.

by Stagman leo October 10, 2019

Joner

A male friend who is not always kind to you although they deeply care about you it is just not shown.

I love my Joner.

by Jonersfriend April 4, 2025

Joner

Joner is a shortening of JONER7, which is a joke among Lavenderious Mc Northadox. It's origins are unknown.
Joner7 is a meme aswell, being used in various things like CURSE OF JONER7.
Traces may go back to a mispelling of John Doe, but i'm just his gf im dumb.

"Joner7."
"THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7THE CURSE OF JONER7"
"Joning my gyatt rn!"

by MintySherbet. May 30, 2024