jips

your homies

i was hangin out at hollygrove woth my jips

by HoodlumBoy September 22, 2018

jip

1. a person who is dumb
2. also when referring to a person who took unfair advantage on another.
3. a dumb butt

He's such a jip, he failed all his classes.
What a jip, he just totally cut me off.
Your such a jip Shirley, quit being naive.

by Brian Louis Mogollon April 11, 2008

jip-joint

A place that will rip you off and has jacked up prices. Usually a business.

Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip-joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker!

by papanut July 25, 2014

what a jip

A jip is another way of saying you didn't get what you expected. Example you paid $100.00 for a concert ticket and the concert gets cancelled with no refund. You lose $100.00 and now you've been jipped.

I played secret Santa at work the other day. I bought a nice gift for the person I got for secret santa. But I got some broken toaster. What a jip.

by Mr Hello There March 1, 2016

jip coma

to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen

Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?

everyone at the microlab gangbang did

by jipcoma1 October 14, 2012

jip-jap

Jip-jap is the worst kind of music. It's techno dance crap that people who lack the ability to play even the simplest instruments try to make a career out of driven by their micro-korgs and macbooks.

"Hey wanna go to the MountBlood concert and get headaches from crappy jip-jap music tonight?"

by captaingalaxy May 11, 2010

release the jip

To ejaculate when you just can't hold it in anymore. To allow sperm to flow from the penis at a great speed and pressure. Often done to avoid long term damage to the testicle region.

"Hey man you look awful pale. You sure your feeling ok?". "Yeh I'll be fine once I release the jip"
or
"Jesus did you see the state of her face!" "no" "looks like someone just released the jip all over her"

by Cecil Wessel May 6, 2010