Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here
on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.
Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While
eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.
Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.
Ex. Jimp(v.)
philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.
***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.