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Jesper Fact

Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022
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jesper nansen

Smart, hot, popular, look, smell and has the same package as Johnny Sins.
In general, every girls dream, even tough he were's glasses.
Her: "Girl, did you see that ho guy?"
Her girl friends: "Oh yeah, he looks like a Jesper Nansen!"
by The large package guy October 23, 2017
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Jesper Nielsen

by zXzzXz May 29, 2019
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Jesper moment

When someone trips or somehow injures themself in a way that shouldn't be possible.
jesper: (Walking)

Jesper: (Trips)

Jesper: (Breaks every bone to have ever existed and that will ever exist, requiring immediate physio).

Someone: Lmao that's a Jesper moment.
by Moment_moment April 20, 2021
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Jesper Hertz

The sickest piano player ever to work at Musikefterskolen in Humble

Jesper Hertz is the sickest of the sickest.

He is humble and loving.
Guy one: oh my God, that dude over there is playing a dick solo!

Guy two: I know, she’s such a Jesper Hertz
by TheCatFromMars June 12, 2019
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Jesper Eek

HORA, ULTRA HORA, SUPER DUPER HORA, JAPANSKA HORA
by Jesper eek hora August 11, 2012
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Jesper Weckström

He has a 2,0 cm dick and Nån loves it
Jesper Weckström : Man
NÅN: Woman
by MotherFucker6900000 October 23, 2018
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