Jedi

Jedi - A term used for a coupon friendly cashier. They will glady accept coupons, push through all beeping coupons and happily hand out rainchecks . They are usually young men and young women. You will rarely get an old or middle aged Jedi.

Ex- I bought the right items for my coupon but they came up item not found. I am glad that I found a Jedi to push them through.

I have a hand full of coupons I need to profile the cashiers to find a Jedi!

by couponlady April 28, 2011

Jedi

A beautiful cat who loves his mum and snuggles up with everybody around him

Aww Jedi your so cute.

by Saturn Playz March 29, 2020

jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

Jedi

A group of horny warriors who play online games and believe they can "USE THE FORCE" to win battles.

* Their friends love them.

* Their enemies hate them.
* Their juvenile sense of humor usually leads to sexual innuendo and an orgy of nerdy deviancy and debauchery.

Join Jedi and we'll start an online circle jerk!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jedi

Midwest tweaker that is over forty, off parole,has a good job, a place to live, and a vehicle.

Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.

by Poobapoolman March 7, 2022

Jedi

Is the weird person everyone thinks he likes star wars for his name funny guy brightens the mood all the time is a crazy guy don't care bout what anyone think

Person 1: his name jedi right
Person 2: yeah u think he likes star wars

by He is him March 28, 2023

Jedi

A clumsy person

"Whose padawan is that?", says C-P3O
"That be jedi", Replies, Har Har Stinks (The freshest of the Gungans)

by AL W Egar March 31, 2024