by Niklas Ulvinge May 21, 2005
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!
Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
by sunshinegirl64 September 08, 2008
A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.
Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
A person who loves the programming language Java without good reason, and often cannot back up why they love it so.
by softwareSpack February 02, 2010
A pretentious, bohemian wanna-be, who frequents various coffee shops. He loves to spout his artiste-poseur opinions loudly in everyday conversation to anyone who will listen, so that his strong opinions can be heard by random strangers that he pines to impress. Almost always knows less than he tries so hard to convey. Usually has a laptop hooked up to wi-fi, yet rarely if ever touches the keyboard. Prefers to sit outside at the sidewalk table if possible so that he can be seen by as many cool locals as possible. Prides himself of being hip as evidenced by donning the latest trendy, hipster, hair-do. i.e., dreadlocks, shaved head, etc...
The "java-hipster" raved loudly to his nose-ringed buddies about the latest Johnny Depp film as the irritated cafe patrons feigned a yawn in his direction to show obvious annoyance at his pathetic attempts to be heard by all.
by ZonaCat Hansen July 11, 2008
"Man, did you see that girl with the dreads, the long skirt, and the cat-eye glasses? She's totally a java dyke."
by S. J. T. September 04, 2008
Take me back to Trio Java
by this handle is not in use January 15, 2021