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Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite
Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites
Ivan by Andrew-501 June 29, 2019
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Ivan is, without any doubt, the biggest baby in the world. He’s the epitome of cuteness and love and he’s the most handsome boy anyone will ever lay their eyes on. This only goes out to IVAN. The REAL IVAN. We all know who the real Ivan is here.
“Wow, you’re such an Ivan sometimes.” *scoffs on the surface, but heart melts internally*

“Go do Ivan things.” (never change)
Ivan by Bawchicken February 3, 2021
if you look up what Ivan means, it will say “gift of God,” or something adjacent. However, it has a much more powerful meaning. He’s the most beautiful thing on the planet, he treats his loved ones like porcelain dolls, always protecting them. he lights up the night sky, and shines in daylight. he’s so lovely to admire, so handsome you’d think he was painted on canvas with the finest brushes. ivan defines perfection.
i hope to love Ivan for an eternity <3.
Ivan by susa_gvardina March 7, 2021
Ivan is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you and has the most cutest smile. His dimples are adorable and him just being himself is so cute. Although Ivan doesn’t think the best of himself all of his friends think the opposite. He deserves the world for having such a kind heart. <3
ivan : ilysm you deserve the world and shouldn’t be treated like that .
Ivan by jimmy&timmy November 22, 2021
Ivan is the Boss of the Universe. Anyone that is not an Ivan, secretly wishes that they were. His masculinity has left horses weeping with jealousy. Some say the character from 50 Shades was based on an Ivan, but any Ivan would agree, hes not nearly as timid as Grey. If you are lucky enough to have an Ivan in your life, you are probably already under his spell, knowingly, that is exactly where you want to be. There is only one synonym for Ivan, and that is Daddy
"Ivan me now, Ivan me good."
Ivan by Ivan the Humble November 29, 2016
Someone who smashes every girl they see and probably has the biggest chilito in the world ivan is know for how big his heart and dick is
Aye you have an ivan?
Ivan by Gremlinlover67 January 12, 2018