Lie Tumor

When someone tries all deceitful ways to cover up any previous falsehoods, or to avoid looking incompetent, inefficient, or untrustworthy in the face of difficulties or new ethical challenges.

An unhealthy number of senior math and science editorial staff in Singapore, who are shortchanging dozens of authors and their publishers, have contracted the lie tumor, as they selfishly take up key positions that are beyond their abilities or capabilities.

by MathPlus January 03, 2019

slurpee tumor

The sharp pain that can occur when one consumes a frozen beverage (milkshake, slurpee, piña colada) too quickly. The pain is a result of the nerves sending signals to the blood vessels that supply the brain, altering the blood flow. Synonym of brainfreeze.

Chloe took a big sip of her milkshake, and immediately put her hand to her head, "Ouch! Ouch! Slurpee tumor!"

by Aunt Tasty October 26, 2007

brain tumor

What you get when you come across cancer online.

"I was just on 4Chan, and it gave me a huge brain tumor."

by ThePseudonymousPseudonym August 04, 2018

biden tumor

A brain tumor that forms just prior to deciding that Joe Biden is capable of being president and then completely consumes the brain after voting for him.

Sam must have had a Biden tumor that rendered her brain useless for processing thoughts since she is no longer able to chew gum and walk at the same time.

by LeftIsNotRight December 02, 2020

pizza tumor

A HUGE ZIT right in the middle of a very red and purple swollen acne face of white heads.

John: Holy G's! Look at the size of that Pizza Tumor on Rubin's face!
Brandon: Ohhh baby! When that bad boy blows its gonna fill buckets.
John: Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid!!!

by CRRS October 14, 2007

Tumor tits

Tu-mor tits |ˈt(y)oōmər||tits|
noun

1. Breast cancer or a name given to someone fearing they have breast cancer.

2. A woman with abnormally large fast growing breasts.

Turns out she has to have chemo to treat her tumor tits.

Woah, did you see Jordan the other day? She got some tumor tits since high school!

by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

beer tumor

another name for a beer belly or spare tire around one's waist

Look at the beer tumor on Joe. He's been drinking a six pack a day for years.

by CowboyFanboy September 26, 2017