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Iranian goggels

to lay your balls over someone's eyes like t-bagging
I was gonna t-bag her but instead I gave her some Iranian goggels
by licecomb 5150 May 9, 2017
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It's just ironic

When you post racist or any other offensive garbage and when confronted you reply with It's just ironic

See schrodinger’s douchebag
That post about how awesome it is to kill jews? It's just ironic !
by widumboise March 7, 2020
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Post-ironic lad

A reaction to 'lad' culture, the post-ironic lad (also known as the post-lad) is a parody of the stereotypical English lad. To this end post-ironic lads still partake in activities such as hanging around in packs, drinking heavily, watching soccer and attempting to kill each other afterwards as well as enjoying pictures of bare naked women while singing inane and tuneless songs all too loudly, the difference being that they do so ironically.

On first inspection it may seem that there is no difference between the lad and the post-ironic lad, however on closer inspection it becomes clear that post-ironic lad banter is generally more witty than lad banter and in the pursuit of greater irony is often more extreme. Additionally the average post-ironic lad is generally younger than the average lad and most importantly treats the 'lash' as a true way of life.
Post-ironic lad - "If you aren't drunk in 5 seconds, I'm going to punch in the face!"

Post-ironic lad No.1 - "Hey lad, smash up that wardrobe there with the shovel" Post-ironic lad No.2 then proceeds to smash a wardrobe to pieces with a shovel 'ironically'.
by The Buffdog March 19, 2009
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ironically named open society

"open" society is a nefarious project funded by spooky dude george soros to strip people of their ability to exercise their God given liberty.

The 'open' bit is the irony. Direct democracy only seems brilliant to the poorly educated. One needs a democratic republic and not a direct democracy to live well -- provided one's elected representatives are honorable, educated, and active in their respective faith.
You though the chairman was bad wait until you find yourself living under the ironically named open society.
by swiftly horked April 16, 2012
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ironic dancing

That moment when you're out clubbing and the music is so unbearable that you eventually decide to dance in the most idiotic way possible as a means of protest.
Hey dude, I really hate this music, maybe we should check out some other clubs...
- No way, man! This music is so bad, I just want to own the dance floor to show the dj that nothing can stop our dancing fever!
Yeah, you're right! This feels like an excellent time for some ironic dancing!
by Limoenen October 26, 2013
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Iranian accident

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake
"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."
by Thoulur January 10, 2020
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iranian

I can't think of an example, and I have to use the word iranian in here. so yeah. iranian.
by miiiiiiiitra February 5, 2008
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