Welcome to Iowa, the hole in the middle of the United States.
by PunkArs March 20, 2008
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I love your iowas cause they prove I can focus on 2 things at once
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"We're the center of the universe," cried the city slicker wannabe from Des Moines to the bumpkin from Ottumwa. After ranting on for half an hour, the bumpkin punched the city slicker in the face. Afterwards, the city slicker muttered "IOWA--I owe the world an apology for my bragging."
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When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.
Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.
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The, perhaps satirically named, phenomenon found among Iowa natives of remaining surface-deep at all times. Many Iowans will ask you how you are, but make no mistake, they don’t want an honest or detailed answer. Some bland response is required. Expressing opinions or taking stances on really any topic will be met with iciness. Iowans are repressed and judgmental. “Iowa nice” means let’s not actually connect in any human way, but rather, let’s avoid confrontation at any cost.
Our neighbors are Iowa nice. We’ve lived next door to them for fifteen years. They don’t know anything about us and they haven’t asked, either.
by making it through another day January 17, 2022
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An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
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A way of describing a scream or roar that was significantly angry or vicious. its called the Iowa scream because the lead singer of Slipknot Corey Taylor, would legitimately scream and yell during the recording on their second album titled Iowa, instead of using screaming methods, resulting and a significantly angry and violent vocal delivery that permanently damaged his voice.
"dude, mike lost his shit last night"
"i know right! he pulled an iowa scream and everything!?
by baeyhh August 30, 2020
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