Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.
-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.
by lvthmyrkfrv November 11, 2009
someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.
the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!
by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010
Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.
" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"
by Corva December 15, 2004
involuntary reexamination of recent food choices
dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"
dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"
by sidewinder69 June 24, 2007
Characterized by compulsive use of the word 'wii' to prefix any word in any language. Common in serious Wii addicts who live almost exclusively in their own 'Wii-ality'. In extreme cases, victims may become totally lost in their Wii-ality forever, losing jobs and relationships, and becomming strange creatures of darkness with huge muscular right arms.
A: 'You don't spend any time with me anymore.'
B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'
A: 'I'm leaving.'
B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'
A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'
B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'
B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'
A: 'I'm leaving.'
B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'
A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'
B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'
by el sean o August 27, 2008
When you bottle up so much rage (or emotions in general) your mind seems to explode to create a new mischievous identity to release all the feeling for you.
“Our dad ain’t some murderous psycho on the loose! He only has advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage!”
by Bomvu February 02, 2023
Someone who cannot find women, men, animals, and or LGBTQ2+ sexual partners. This is due to certain features of the incel. Some examples are micropenis, obesity, attractiveness, potential autism and also straight up hatred towards some gender identities and sexual orientations.
Do you see those two involuntary incels Jeff and Adam sitting in this strip club. These women wont even touch them and thats their job.
by Homeless69 October 23, 2023