Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.

Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”

by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019

Intestinal Due Diligence

a colonoscopy

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far

by Wakahare September 11, 2022

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch

by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021

Intestine perfume

A stinky ass fart

“The guy let off a nasty intestine perfume on the boat yesterday, it was disgusting”

by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025