spit internet game

to hit on someone via the interent

yo, that party was full of lame white dudes that spend their time spitting internet game at highschool girls

by some white dude July 21, 2003

Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe

The internet graveyard is a place

by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020

internet gun

To be so pissed off at someone that your talking to while being online. becoming so mad, that you want to shot them down
w/ your internet gun.

"fucking chink asshole"
"bitch, ima shot you with my internet gun!"

by LORI LUSH! August 7, 2007

internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.

A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny

by Bergkam April 28, 2020

Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.

Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.

by Aurlasia January 7, 2022

Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024