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intelligence vampire

A person who literally sucks the intelligence right out of you just by standing near you.
Paris Hilton need I say more is a intelligence vampire.
by Twilight Omega June 21, 2007
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government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.
Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!
by Odd86 March 2, 2017
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US intelligence

An oxymoron (phrase that describes something that doesn't actually exist)
When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.
by clairem April 21, 2007
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intelligence

Intelligence is correlated to the ability to adapt to different environments and circumstances. The higher the intelligence, the easier it is to deal with ambiguity, incomplete information, and to make intuitive leaps in logic that turn out to be productive and right. The lower the intelligence, the less likely it is to adapt to change and the less likely it is for that organism to be successful in the new and changing environment.
Democrat politicians tend to lack the ability to deal with ambiguous information, to make correct intuitive generalizations, and therefore seem to lack the basic intelligence needed to adapt and survive. This is why the Democrat party is slowly losing favor due in large part to a failure to deal effectively with changes taking place in the political landscape, and this failure to adapt is directly correlated to the general lack of intelligence demonstrated by Democrats.
by Dr. Rogers March 7, 2005
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Intelligence signalling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 16, 2020
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Sheen Intelligence

When something is greater then Shear Intelligence.
"Did you see the movie, it was Sheen Intelligence.
by Dingo 13 April 19, 2011
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sound intelligence

A person with sound intelligence is someone who looks bright until the y speak
I was eye ballin this chick that looked smart and she came over to talk to me, only to find out she was a complete idiot, she was full of sound intelligence
by Bnastyson November 25, 2011
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