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yoga instructor

when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms
hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012
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Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
by Troy April 30, 2007
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Instructiphobia.

If all else fails, Read the Instructions.Oh,I forgot you were afflicted with Instructiphobia.
by Waboa February 8, 2009
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Scuba Instructor

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018
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Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.
by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021
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Instructional Sex

Where you have sex upon given instructions from someone that is not your normal sexual partner.
Charlotte gave me some in-depth instructions on how I should have sex with my husband last night. It was the best instructional sex I’ve had.
by INQBUS November 7, 2017
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riding instructor

A really cool and awesome person who mucks out horse stalls, grooms horses, feeds horses, rides horses and teaches people how to ride horses.
(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010
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