when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms
hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012
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by Troy April 30, 2007
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by Waboa February 8, 2009
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I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
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Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
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by INQBUS November 7, 2017
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(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*
by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010
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