Tactical Insertion

Getting head while playing Call of Duty

Tactical Insertion

by Boomshaka 001 April 25, 2010

cum insulation

Cum insolation: The result of swallowing way too much gizz, caused by you thinking that it would keep you warmer during the winter:. Used as an insult to someones weight or sexuality........Alaskan bitches!
Cum in-so-lay-shun

"Babe, i can't tonight. I have some cum insulation in my ass i think... you wanna try anal instead?"

"That ugly whore has so much cum insulation that her belly buttonis lower than her beltline!! She will seriously suck your dick for $15 bucks!!......(Rachel)

by Demonicshroom August 7, 2006

insertion point

A word often used by Mrs. Bean, commonly refering the point in between her legs.

Now class, observe as this man sticks his joy-stick into my insertion point.

by Raphael. November 27, 2006

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013

premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!

Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!

by fanatic963 April 17, 2006

tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010