infuckuated

1. A term used to discribe the real feelings felt by a persons first piece of ass.

2. A word to discribe the relationship felt towards ones booty call.

" she was my first love , but it wasn't really love, I was just infuckuated."

"We are are not in a relationship, we just have an infuckuation with each other"

by Bobby H. September 5, 2006

infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...

If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.

by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010

Infuckinfatufuckinated

Infatuated to a level difficult to describe without swearing.

The infuckinfatufuckination lasted all through the night.
I'm completely infuckinfatufuckinated.
He's not just infatuated, he's infuckinfatufuckinated.

by Borbat July 26, 2011

infuckingcompetent

1. Someone so incompetent they can't even figure out how to fuck.

2. AFSCME

That dude just tried to put his dick in that chick's hairy underarm. What an infuckingcompetent ass munch. Must have a union job.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

infuckuation

the act of wanting to fuck someone

she has total infuckuation with him, all she wants to do it fuck him.

by tchizz November 25, 2011

iNeck

A condition of the neck resulting from over use of unlimited text or Instagram.

Dude 1: Get off your phone bro or you'll get iNeck

Dude 2: Too late bro. Seeing the Chiro tomorrow.

by kirasajo December 15, 2012