morning flap

The flap of hair that stick out of your head when you sleep on one side for too long.
Billy's morning flap shakes when he nods
by JackNg June 18, 2008
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Something done by a student with an immense amount of power and influence within a school; the act of reading important happenings within the school.
My friend Carter does the morning announcements for our school, he’s kind’ve like our version of God.
by cbomwhitemystery May 8, 2018
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Raton morning

That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)
The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
by Rodkor July 4, 2012
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Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."
by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
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Morning Fart

That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.
It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!
by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004
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Morning Vista

Exposing your Morning Glory "morning wood" to your significant other upon waking.
by Scoob41 January 3, 2013
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Morning Joke

A morning TV host who makes bizarre and false political statements.
Gawaad, is that Morning Jokes new conspiracy theory?
by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021
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