Two in pink One in the stink

With index and middle finger extended, third finger held back with thumb and pinky finger extended, you insert the two fingers into the vagina and the single, pinky finger, into the anus giving extreme pleasure to even the most discriminating woman.

Facing her writhing body, Jim slowly inserted his fingers to double penetrate her and found himself with two in the pink and one in the stink.

by DangerBoy December 24, 2003

Sex (in the butt) In The City

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.

I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women

by melanthex March 31, 2005

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)

Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:

"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"

by Mister B. November 18, 2006

primetime f-in' and s-in'

The act of engaging in very arousing sexual activity, solely for the pleasure of the male involved. It is customary that after the f-in' and s-in' occurs, that the male tells that bitch to get the fuck outta town.

Literal definition: Fucking and Sucking

This bitch better stop talking and gimme some primetime f-in' and s-in' and pack her fuckin' bags and get the hell outta town

by Shortytuz November 22, 2004

In the ink

An expression tattoo artists use to suggest that once a project has started there is no real going back.

Can be used to suggest there is no turning back once you pass a certain point.

I am in the ink on this project and have no choice but to see it through and deal with the consequences.

by Aimalah March 27, 2013

Fraud in the inducement

n. the use of deceit or trick to cause someone to act to his/her disadvantage, such as signing an agreement or deeding away real property. The heart of this type of fraud is misleading the other party as to the facts upon which he/she will base his/her decision to act. . A person is induced to enter into a transaction with a false impression of the risks, duties, or obligations involved. There is intentional misrepresentation of a material risk or duty reasonably relied on, thereby injuring the other party without vitiating the contract itself. Examples: There will be advantages to you if you let me sign the contract in my name and take title to your property. You don't have to read the rest of the contract - it is just routine legal mumbo-jumbo your ear doesn’t hear as a lay person .

He pretended to represent my interest but over time it was clear that his trick was clearly fraud in the inducement and he went to jail for it.

by Legallywasted October 10, 2014