Using a frozenturd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.
My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.
this is when you coat your nipples in orange juice and stick them in the freezer for an extended period of time. usually done for portable nipple pops.
im pretty sure no ones actually done this before. but i have to include the word iceynipple other wise they wont let me use this example.