Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
by Daqkua April 14, 2016
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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
by dickfucking \slut January 05, 2021
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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
by Pebbles B August 31, 2023
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Intestinalism

An implemented form of government involving a daily gathering where party members use a GIANT 3D Printed stethoscope to listen to the collective belly of the earth thus revealing gurgling mystery which bubble deep within the subconscious mind of all humanity and thereby forming consensus decisions based on gut instincts.
The advent of intestinalism from the 1960s is more profuse today than ever before. As we approach the colon of societies collective amoeba, We Face some of the most diabolical probiotic culturals yet and even the dead corpses of yesterday still have yet to ferment in the deep bubbling sulfurous abyss of shreks 4th stomach
by Suburban Cicada 420 May 25, 2018
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Intestinal Kazcynsky

The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022
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