Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Intestinal Due Diligence

a colonoscopy

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far

by Wakahare September 11, 2022

Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting

Farting in the tub

A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back

by NukeABooty May 10, 2011

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

spicy intestine

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas

now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life

"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines

by coastal401 May 3, 2022

Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"

I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care

by Daqkua April 14, 2016