Intel Core Plan

The plan of Intel to kill Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging computers beyond oblivion

Artzhole: Look I found out about the Intel Core Plan
Random poo head: I know about the Intel Core Plan

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel'd

When you get jumped by enemies from every imaginable fucking angle, even seemingly impossible ones. Bonus points if your teammate had enemies line up for them to kill for free.

How did you die? I got Intel'd

by IntelHD April 29, 2023

intel i5 11400f

A term Loudward from AI Sponge shouts out at random cause he's gone mad.

"intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f, intel i5 11400f," - loudward

by DrShamrock June 17, 2023

Intel Shit Graphics

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.

mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh

by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023

Intel Core i9-9900K

the Intel Core i9-9900K Processor is a CPU, released on Oct 19th, 2018. It has 8 cores, a base clock speed of 3.6 GHz,
a maximum boost speed of 5.0 GHz, and a Thermal Design Power of 95 W. It is considered a good CPU as of 2025.

My laptop has a Intel Core i9-9900K Processor in it.

by ai d February 5, 2025

super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020