Instastalker

A person who likes, comments or follows a user of social media without having any real life connection to them or who you may actually dislike in the real world.

Chad to friend - "hey, I just liked John's photo on Instagram and we haven't spoken in months!"

Friend to Chad - "Damn, Chad, you're such an INSTASTALKER!!!"

by Uniquethinker87 November 5, 2014

instastalker

A friend who follows all of your friends, even if they don't know the person

That girl is an instastalker!

by definethis1 June 9, 2014

Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

InstaShapedChocolates

A really cool guy that uploads really cool pics of his really cool idol and rly cool cat.

He’s also really cool.

Bro, InstaShapedChocolates is so cool.

by MintyChilliCoveredInRamen October 4, 2023

Instasweat

Instasweat is a condition where a person becomes instantly covered in sweat upon entering an area of intense heat and 100% humidity. Instasweat is the result of sweat not being able to be evaporated from the body due to the combination of high heat and humidity conditions in the environment.

I went out on the porch to have a smoke and within seconds found myself covered with instasweat.

by KJ&CLKemp August 10, 2010

instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first

Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

Instascam

When a person photoshops their instagram photos.

"Damn, Lilly's got a big booty in this pic!"
"Nah, that's photoshop. She's such an instascam."

by somuchword June 28, 2015