I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

girl: I'm fine

she is not feeling good (mentally and/or physically) and thinks you (S.O.) might tell her "I know you're not baby, what's wrong?" we may not tell you and might get annoyed if you keep asking but we may eventually tell you but we take your caring words to heart and it usually makes us feel better.

(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: (explains problem)

(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: You're right but I'm getting through it, thank you
(S.O.): Of course, let me know if you need ANYTHING

by Elle Annie May 31, 2022

I'm fine

Not dead, still alive

P1: you look upset, how are you?
P2: I'm fine
P2 isn't depressed they are just "drifting"

by NoBForLevi July 23, 2023

I'm fine

meaning your not really "fine" your actually hurting inside but don't want to burden anyone with your problems.

person: Hey are you okay? you've been acting different lately.

other person: "I'm fine."

by another victim of society August 7, 2022

i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm Fine

Your girlfriend isn't really fine. She wants to know if you really care. Text her. Call her. Give her attention.

Girlfriend: "I'm fine."
Boyfriend: "No you aren't. Tell me what's wrong. I love you!"

by wazzupmymammals April 25, 2020

I'm fine

A female will say this but she does not mean it. She wants you to give her attention and figure out whats wrong.

I didn't text my girlfriend all day and so I decided to text her "How are you, babe?" after I got off work and she replied, "I'm fine." I immediately knew that she was pissed.

by Buntastic <3 April 26, 2023