fire hydrant

A way to describe someone physically built in a way similar to a fire hydrant, such people are usually a bit shorter, yet solidly built and wide in the shoulders, but not fat. If they are fat they become a tank. Such people usually have good balance, thick necks, a low centre of gravity, and strong momentum behind their punches, and are usually deceptively strong, as seen in MMA fighters such as Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk.

Sen Dog from Cypress Hill is a classic example of a fire hydrant build. I wouldn't fuck around with him if I was you.

by El Skuncho August 3, 2007

hydronate

The act of drinking a lot of water before sleeping for an extended period of time.

I am really drunk, I need to hydronate or else I will be hung over for days.

by The Cooks July 6, 2019

Hydranxious

It’s where you are in a situation where your are nervous and/or anxious so you drink water, but you have to pee so you are constantly drinking, but at the same time peeing out everything you drink. It can also be used as a medical term. When you are hydranxious it is very difficult to get hydrated.

She was hydranxious, so she had to see a doctor... it was awkward

by Nom nom, yeet December 13, 2019

Hydronium

The feeling after your first kiss

That good old hydronium.

by Carboxyl Boy August 30, 2021

Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Chin like a fire hydrant

The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped

Chris leban has a chin like a fire hydrant, he's difficult to drop

by Super grammatica July 11, 2014

Baby fire-hydrant

A chick

When a Momi fire-hydrant and a Dadi fire-hydrant love each other very much they jump on a bed intell a baby fire-hydrant is form

by Donepone June 1, 2018