Fire Hydrant

The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.

Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, I just did a fire hydrant right there.

by king bizzallz January 2, 2004

fire hydrant

fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl

"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"

by miguelacutty June 9, 2007

Human Fire Hydrant

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

by The Chabo May 5, 2011

Greek Fire Hydrant

While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.

I had to shower after a drunk vagabond gave me a Greek Fire Hydrant.

by Niko K November 3, 2007

Fuck Hydrant

1.A deraugatory term geared towards men exclaming that they have a premature ejaculation problem.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.

1. Go shit yourself, fuck hydrant!
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant

I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.

by moodybitch August 15, 2010

fire hydrant

When your poop contains enough water to spray.

Also, a Cleveland Steamer gone horribly wrong.

Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.

by Tray Graham March 25, 2005