Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and spatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

by Blackflys October 15, 2017

Humpty Dumpty

A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!

by Blackflys October 14, 2017

Humpty Dumpty

Known as a sex move

"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo

by sheeeeeeesh_ May 3, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.

-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.

"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."

"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"

by ririequinox May 4, 2021

humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

Humpty Dump

A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.

"Whenever a Humpty Dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.

by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006

Humpty Dumptyin

(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.

muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"

onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."

by onig hew October 25, 2010