by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011
Get the Dirty Humphrey Davymug. The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
Get the Humphreymug. A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023
Get the steamed Humphreymug. Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.
Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
by The Word1 November 9, 2017
Get the roger wayne humphreysmug. by Pseudozer March 5, 2021
Get the Humphreymug. Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.
by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014
Get the Humphrey Suitmug. by fortfag February 9, 2021
Get the Nash Humphreymug.