hummer

n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

by b. simpson June 12, 2007

hummer

1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.

2. A blowjob

1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.

2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.

by Dennisisevil December 28, 2005

hummer

A spasticated, wannabe, faggotmobile civilian copycat military vehicle.

''Damn lad, what the fuck you doing in that? Where'dya nick it? The RAF base? You fuckin pussy!''

by rafa May 6, 2003

hummer

A blow job that incorporates humming, moaning or any other type of noise that creates slight vibrations in the throat heightening the entire experience for the suck-ee.

Sheila's hummers make me cry.

by lick a lotta spokes February 1, 2005

hummer

When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.

Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.

by Duckiee June 27, 2006

HUMMER

Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources

What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)!

by dianneyunkeraz October 10, 2008

hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl, or guy (men are capable of doing this too!) actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

your mom gives great hummers.

by helen May 6, 2005