Hulked a Condom

When a man is too big for a condom that he goes all Bruce Banner and busts out of it HULK Style.

I just Hulked a condom for the second time tonight!

I should get Magnum XL's cause I just keep Hulking condoms!

by KornyKev March 8, 2011

Humeme

A human being who has been turned into a meme

Nicolas Cage and Morgan Freeman are totally humemes now.

by gallyhill13 May 7, 2015

Humewood

A rapist community homed by strange and scary creatures.

Why are there rapists?
Oh, it's Humewood

by Rcjwtftfu5e February 21, 2019

Humbed

When someone cuts wood typically in mornings every day during November

Nicholas loves to humbed in the morning its apart of his daily routine

Roberto hates to humbed in the morning he never wants to do it

by Chrossy November 16, 2019

Humesh

Humeshs are amazing people often attracted to people named Navami, Humeshs are great people and will melt peoples hearts, Once you meet a humesh it is very hard to let go, make sure you take care of your humesh

Navami :Oh is that humesh

Katie: Yeah, why?
Navami :I think Im in love

by veryyummykurma December 2, 2021

Desmond Hume

Everyone's favourite Scotsman on ABC's hit series Lost. Married to Penny Widmore and father to Charlie Hume. "See you in another life, Brotha!"

"Who's your favourite character on Lost?"
"Desmond Hume, obviously!"

by BlakeyBoi69 August 6, 2016

Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014