Humbert Humbert

A mentally ill narcissistic pompous prick who is a victim of his own desires.

Humbert Humbert is the main character and anti-hero of Lolita.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

Humberto

A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.

Humberto does so much for everyone. Fish on.

by anonymous January 21, 2024

Humbertoed

Specifically in Arkansas, to be assumed as a Puerto Rican after laminating over the 6 7 debate team project

I was just Humbertoed!!!!

by Mr. Humberto October 7, 2025

The humberto

During a sexual encounter, one places the male's scrotum and testicles into one's mouth, while humming and playing the shaft of the penis (preferably hard) like a flute.

The humberto she gave me was musically mind blowing.

by Espatula October 5, 2020