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hubious

Hubious (hoo bee us)
adj.

1.) Negative term used in place of any other imaginable adjective.

2.) Adjective used when confused and not wishing to show ignorance.

*Can be mutated by any prefix/suffix combination.

Antonym: Inhubious
ex. 1.)
"You're acting like a hubious fool!"

ex. 2.)
Pompous man: "Do you see these commoners? Abhorrent, are they not?"

Normal man (after short confused pause): "Yes, quite hubious."

Pompous man (slightly confused): "Um, yes hubious - hubious indeed..."
by The hubious ones April 24, 2009
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Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
by twanggah March 18, 2010
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Habitual Heresy

A crime committed by cheap partiers in which you pay absolutely no money for alcohol/drugs, but you still manage to get more than anybody else. This is especially true when you take large amounts of alcohol from a party and bring it back to your own crib so you can throw your own party for free. You can steal individual cans and hide them in your cargo pockets, or if you are stealthy enough to get away with an unopened case that works just as well.
Tonight we will commit habitual heresy, I plan on bringing home at least a 30-Rack and a blunt.
by KrispyKremeKing November 21, 2011
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habitual bitcher

Someone who constantly complains. They are always griping about something.
Person: Jane is going on about some restaurant not having sweet tea.
Person 2: Who cares?
Person 1: And now she's griping about the restaurant not having her kind of salad dressing.
Person 2: She's just a habitual bitcher.
by Hoosker-doos February 7, 2015
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Gut Habit

A Gut Habit Is An Acute Drug Addiction, Mostly Heroin, Because Of The Feeling In Your Gut. Because Its A Chippie small habit The Withdrawls Won't Be Extreme.
" I wouldn't be surprised if she picked up a gut habit during her visit to Cali this summer"
by HannahsInnocence December 27, 2009
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david huitt

by Crammdaddy June 18, 2018
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma September 21, 2017
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