“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad
"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"
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Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u
S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘
S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋
August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.
Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u
S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘
S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋
August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.
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Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,
"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,
"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
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You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them
pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin
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Just saying your not going to become famous if you just do the job for fame! So dont even bother typing how to become famous it wont work cause your not intrested in it.
by Arrow5000 September 10, 2019
Get the how to become famous mug.An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.
by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003
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