Public Housing

When you get a job, money and a house from social media or a public persona

P1: Yo TikTok pays all my bills

P2: So you still live on public housing

by Qeap July 22, 2022

Waffle Housing

The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.

Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.

Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.

Charlie: Yes Sir!

Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??

Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...

by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009

Waffle housing

When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock

Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?

Addison: FUCK yeah I do

by Therealdirtydan09 October 14, 2015

Skunk Housing

The dignified act of deliberately having sex against a womans will on her period in order to displace the blood sodden tampon into the lower uteras, thus causing it to lodge and rot, mongering a heavily oderous demeaner

1. "DO you smell that shit, that bitch must be skunk housing!
2.That ho has a skunk up in her...shes skunk-housed.

by Bobby bobby July 1, 2007

housing lottery

Kenyon College's version of the Hunger Games. A few privileged groups can avoid it. Of all those who participate, a lucky few win and get all the glory, while most simply lose.

"Aw man, I lost the housing lottery again. Stuck in Mather as a SENIOR!"
"Sorry man. It seems the odds are never in your favor. On the bright side, the number you got this year was the BEST sophomore lottery number last year."

by tapegal25 April 15, 2015

housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.

Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021

Housing Disaster

A term coined by Irish President Michael D Higgins, describing the housing crisis in Ireland created by Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil’s inaction and apathy towards the general public.

Viva Présidente!
Viva Uachtarán na hÉireann!

“It isn’t a crisis anymore, it is a disaster, a housing disaster”

by Nadine Coyle’s passport June 17, 2022