hottie with a body

Someone who not only has a beautiful face, but a great looking body.

"Dude! Hottie with a body at 11 o'clock!"

by rararag January 23, 2007

regulation hottie

A home-schooled jungle freak who is actually a hottie but won't accept it and pretends they are not when everyone else knows they are a hottie. No matter how many times you tell them they are a hottie or how many times they get hit on, they will not believe it.

Dang bro, Hannah is a regulation hottie!

Haha.. yeah, she has no idea how hot she is...

by pandanose204 November 16, 2010

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

token hottie

A girl in a group of friends or people, who's main purpose is to just be attractive. Often used as a means of making a group of guys seem cooler. However, they can also just be eye candy for a group, and a means to gain popularity and/or acknowledgement.

Mike should just invite some token hotties if he wants more people to come to his party.

by Rectal Ranger September 8, 2010

Total Hottie Patrol

An attractive young woman.

Man, Ricky was telling me how he hooked up with this total hottie patrol last week. Pretty sure he was making it up though.

by Speed W August 24, 2007

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004