hotboxing

hotboxin means to squable with someone

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Hotdoging

Verb When a guinea pig is in between your legs and looks like a hot dog.

That Guinea pig is hotdoging with my sister

by Jack March 12, 2005

Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.

by Mozzz January 11, 2014

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014

Horning

Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.

"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."

"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."

by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013

hotfoxing

The act of hotboxing with a fox present.

Fred:"did i tell you bout that time we hotboxed with a chicken?"
Tom:"pshhh chickens? you aint done shit till you have done hotfoxing."

by foxboxer June 10, 2010

Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.

Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.

by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012