compton hotpocket

Shitting in a girls/guys ass and using it as lube.

I gave Bovice the compton hotpocket last night.

by Megly Dandersen March 2, 2008

Texas Hotpocket

You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket

Helro! Why did you give her a texas hotpocket!

by BobSanders5554555 February 21, 2009

Vegan Hotpocket

Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.

by ReduxGM October 12, 2011

Yeahyoudummy hotpocket

In the act of screaming Yeahyoudummy and then eating a pound of bob evens mac and cheese wile pounding the rectum of you lover wile mashed potatoes are in their rectum.

Ethan gave logan a big Yeahyoudummy hotpocket

by 231gameimg August 4, 2023

Quakers Hotpocket

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉

Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty

by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019

Alabama HotPocket

The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.

After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.

by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009

Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.

Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?

by wespac78 March 21, 2016