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Hoestory

"That girl got so much hoestory she could write a book"

"That can go in the great book of hoestory"

"Having yo naked pictures out their is apart of yo hoestory"
by Enlighten_Differnt July 19, 2017
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Boats and Hoes

The first super smash hit by Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the movie "Step Brothers" under the record company Prestige Worldwide.

Brennan and Dale took Dale's father's sailboat and used it to film the song. No one was steering the boat so it crashed into the shore and was demolished.
Dude, I just set "Boats and Hoes" as my profile song. That song is fucking awesome.
by ConeBone October 2, 2008
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Control Your Hoes

Said to a guy, or less often a girl, when they cannot keep their side pieces or fuck buddies in line.

Examples of hoes getting loose:
-Hoes are trying to overstay their welcome after sex, trying to stay in bed past morning.
-Hoes are texting and calling him at the wrong time, like when he's with his main girl.
-Hoes are wandering off to other partners when they need to stay put. This is a serious lack of hoe control.
-Hoes are talking smack with his other hoes or friends when she needs to keep her mouth shut. She's just a hoe, she shouldn't be involved.

-He is not being dominant enough with his hoe in the bedroom.

Hoes are bitches, bitches are female dogs, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. Literally and metaphorically keep your hoe on a leash.
Ivan knows how to control his hoes. He's got a bunch of hoes that send him nude pics on snapchat, and he makes sure they all don't try to get emotionally close to him. None of his hoes know of the other, and none of them have other players they run with. Ask Ivan to teach you how to Control Your Hoes
by front2back July 17, 2016
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hoes handbag

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within
Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
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MySpace Hoes

Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don't really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.
about 75% of the females on Myspace are Myspace Hoes
by Chyna_gurl January 27, 2007
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Hoes mad

When hoes are mad about stupid shit
All these hoes finna be mad.
Hoes mad Hoes mad hoes mad
by Gsanborn30 May 27, 2019
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Hatin Azz Hoes

A female dat talks shyt on anotha cuz she see dat female stuntin wit her money, cars, clothes, an man...and she just mad cuz she cant get lik her!
I can't stand dem Hatin Azz Hoes dey alwayz gotta talk shyt just cuz I got my shyt right!
by Lil C Momma January 16, 2008
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