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horfeporkey 

A turkey sized "loaf" of ground roadkill-based meat byproduct (China), baked with pineapple rings on top of it (3). It kind of tastes somewhere between a horse/pork sausage with something "rotten-corpsey" about it.
Who cooked the horfeporkey? It smells like the morgue hade a bake sale.
horfeporkey by biskerwhisket May 14, 2024

Liquid Horsepower

It's raining and storming and a shitbox without traction control, just turned a straight six into a v12 with enough power to smoke up the roads and roundabouts doing some sick fucking burnouts skids and drifts.
A plater out late at night plants there pedal to the floor and use the liquid horsepower to send it around the streets.
Liquid Horsepower by Killercrusher November 30, 2023