Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.
We love you Niall!
We love you Niall!
by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020

In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021

loml, comfort, boyfriend, etc… basically the man of our dreams who makes amazing music, and funny jokes.
by tbsl sunflower .. June 25, 2022

Literally the most beautiful guy you will ever see in your LIFEEEEE! He has the most beautiful blue eyes you will see that you will get lost into them! He looks so good with his blonde or brunette hair! Once you start to like Niall you will want a guy that looks and acts like Niall. You want someone that is very kind, treats you right, and cuddles you!
Person 1: Omg have you seen Niall Horan??
Person 2: OH HELL YES he’s just UGHHHH
Person 1: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Person 2: OH HELL YES he’s just UGHHHH
Person 1: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
by Meliquin January 3, 2023

by soupandsun June 21, 2021

Niall Horan a very funny guy who makes dumb jokes but are funny anyway is obsessed with himself basically dating himself along with food
by nialloveshisfood_ November 21, 2021
