by raebeanie September 26, 2017
by OniHere April 14, 2018
An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.
Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"
Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"
Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"
by Sue180 September 21, 2011
by MrPink May 7, 2003
Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.
Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"
by im to poor for a name November 16, 2008
by SI-Friend December 19, 2012
A prostitute.
Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."
Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?
by Squishie November 4, 2006