hooker

Noun. An occupational title designating a human* who exchanges sexual acts for currency*

*Usually

That hooker cost so many bananas, but his fellatio prowess was worth it.

by raebeanie September 29, 2017

hooker

An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.

Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"

by Sue180 September 21, 2011

Hooker

Something that hooks.

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker

by OniHere May 26, 2018

hooker

a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine

that man is such a hooker, i mean he must take it up the poo chute

by MrPink May 7, 2003

Hooker

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.

Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"

by im to poor for a name March 30, 2009

Hooker

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media

My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.

by SI-Friend December 19, 2012

hooker

A prostitute.

Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."

Person: Yo, John, you see that hooker last night?
John: You mean Joe Hooker?
Person: Uh... no, the prostitutes. Didja sleep with her?

by Squishie November 4, 2006