Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

lili hobbus

my bff , i love her so fkn much. Makes everyday 100000 better and never fails to make me laugh. WOW what would i do without my Lili. Bit of an idiot sometimes but that's ALRRRIGHT. If you don't have a Lili, get one. hehehe love u lili xoxo

Lili Hobbus is my best friend in the world. This is cringe. I love you

by MWAH SWEETIE September 5, 2018

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

hoobastank

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

by God Holyfield October 7, 2011

hoobastank

Has some decent songs but The reason? That song got soo old so quick.

The radio has pretty much killed The Reason.

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

hoobs

A children's TV programme originally on Channel 4 featuring four coloured sponge-like things named; Iver, Tula, Roma and of course, Zainab

"Hooble-toodle-doo, the Hoobs is on! It's ZAINY ZAINAB and her many tolls"

by zainabmasood April 16, 2009