Holey 

Hō-lee

Adverb describing women who dress inappropriately when going to church or a church function.

Jen: Trish dressed so holey today, hipsters and a visible thong at church, dear god.

Kathy: I know right? She is such a trashy skank.

Holey by wordbob August 1, 2010

holey cannoli 

A sexual act that was first performed at the beginning of 2017. It involves sticking a cannoli into a vagina, then eating both the cannoli and the vagina. Make sure to swallow.

Remember that one time, you said you like to be cream pied, but instead i holey cannolied you?

holey cannoli by Littlefingered January 24, 2017

Holey Water 

This drink is prepared during sex. You take your middle finger, stick it in her mouth, ear, nose, vagina, and butt. Then you take a glass of water and add sugar, use your "Holey" finger to stir the water.

"Man i love your Holey water, it tastes so fresh. mmmmm."

Holey Water by Riddle Boy June 29, 2008

Assey-Holey 

A person who is humorous and a jerk.

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"

Assey-Holey by Slamboni October 13, 2007

Holey Tickle 

When a girl fingers a guys asshole

My girl gave me the holey tickle last night!Am I gay for liking it?

Hey!Want the holey tickle?

Holey Tickle by Faggot;) May 2, 2018

Holey Trinity 

Three straight men engage in anal sex where they're all inside of each other at the same time in a sort of holey trinity.

Hey bro, wanna do a holey trinity with me an Jacob?

Holey Trinity by Rat Jeigh May 10, 2018

Holey-o 

Child’s name for anal action

“Momma, can I have some holey-o?”

Holey-o by HotDaddyFucker294 July 22, 2018