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acute homosexuality.

He's fucking gay.
Wesley: Dave is suffering from acute homosexuality.

Kaden: Bro just say he's gay but in denial
by This_is_for_the_arms March 31, 2020
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Inebriated homosexuality

When you develop homosexual desires after consuming alcohol.
Evelyn: Julia tried to kiss me at the party. I thought she was straight.
Milo: sounds like inebriated homosexuality.
by xyzbaybeegorl December 31, 2022
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the 4/10 rule of homosexuality

if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.

if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.

some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue

eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)

.4 gay and lower:

kissing with no tongue

ass slaps

unintentional dick on dick contact

ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality
by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018
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hawaii homosexuality

A sex move that is performed on the same sex. It is when you stick a coconut it the anus, a pineapple in the mouth, and fondle with their sexual organ.
Dude I was drunk at a gay bar and someone performed a Hawaii homosexuality on me, I still taste the pineapple.
by That Fiftieth Guy February 11, 2017
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FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE

Refers to PLANET EARTH and it's pull of GRAVITY surmountable neighbors.

DO YOU PARTY?
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is on PLANET EARTH to first prove it's not meant to happen as because the DICK'S BALLS belong no one but NATURE DENIAL OF PROCREATION to the HOMOSEXUALS then used to MAKE FUN of people as FAGGOT AND FAG are the greatest terrorist words created in many WORLD LANGUAGES , for BLACKS to find. RATIONALITY TO BE THE GREATEST CRIMINALS ON EARTH, for them to be HOMOSEXULAL SEX = PRiSON SEX and not the other way around , for them to find dysfunctional words and heroes of the SEXUAL MOVEMENT as GAY PRIDE is GAY " ONE OF SEVEN DEADLY SINS" , MATTHEW SHEPARD WAS A METH DEALER.to hate each other within their SEXUALITY, "FACT: I WENT TO BUY BOOKS IN BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO AND THIS FAGGOT STPPED ME , "AS HE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STEAL THE BOOKS language books but I was at the register ready to pay and he said , "LEAVE", and finally HARVEY BERNARD MILK and GEORGE RICHARD MUSCONE.murderd by WHITE AS MILK

FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
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male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.
I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023
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homosexualitus

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.
Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.
by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011
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