homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

homophobisexual

A person attracted to homophobes.

Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007

homophobic

a person who is scared of houses.

person 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaah a house!
person 2: youre homophobic
person 1: houses are against the bible
person 2: you stupid homophobe
person 1: its unnatural all the house poeple go to hell

by Its_a_lie_motherfuckers! December 1, 2021

homophobic nigger

a term for someone whos a homophobic nigga whos scared of gay people

ik u r a homophobic nigger

by slaveowner123 May 15, 2021

Homophobic

Intense irrational fear of monkeys

Homo is the scientific name for primate
Phobic means irrational fear

Person A: Bro lets go to the zoo to see the monkeys
Person B: Heck naw I'm homophobic

by K.A. Chow April 26, 2023