homophobe

Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.

Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or girls?

It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley, Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker, George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a cock in his mouth".

by JeffGannon January 4, 2012

homoholic

someone who is addicted to gay sex.

I seriously need to go to homoholics anonymous, I keep getting the urge to deepthroat my dad and entice my uncle to fist my anus.

by Raevn April 21, 2006

homophobe-phobic

one who is scared of homophobes.

she is so mean to gay people,she's made me homophobe-phobic

by the monkey's uncle. June 20, 2008

homophobic

adj. Having a fear of homes.

"I've been sleeping in my car and traveling through the country. I just can't stand the thought of settling down anywhere."
"Dude, stop being so homophobic!"

by bluegreengrass April 11, 2014

Homophobia

The fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.

-"This random guy just came up to me and told me I was cute. WTF is up with that? I should have kicked his ass."
-"Sounds like you have a case of homophobia to me."

by Mattyb0i January 1, 2012

Homophodium

Homophodium combines the words HOMOPH..obia and ODIUM.

Homophobia means ... fear of homosexuals
Homophodium means ... disdain or disgust of homosexuals

The homophodium expressed toward the gay community is slowly diminishing.

by librophile June 3, 2009

homochismo

The Macisimo fear of being perceived as a passive homosexual, usually found in passive gay sexual acts. Truthfully makes no sense, considering that homosexual acts are gay, either way.

Can we say "double standard"?

Homochimso Guy: Dude, you're so gay - you actually sucked his dick?
2nd Homochismo Guy: Nah man, he just sucked me off - and I screwed him. I'm not gay man.

Carlos was acting all homochismo - when he told Juan to just suck his dick.

Albert was acting all homochismo - he didn't want to be seen talking with Juan, who's known to be gay.

by jamfram July 14, 2014