I love working at home. I'm sitting in front of the computer with my Homer's on, glad I'm not an office stiff who has to wear a suit and tie.
by beansprout April 02, 2007
by JohnnySix January 27, 2003
by Kippie April 09, 2004
A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.
Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay
by Homer Guardian August 30, 2006
A fucked up crazy haired hoe who thinks they can call me a boomer and fuck my dad after I call her a twink commonly has brown hair or black pale and is very short
by Acingangels November 06, 2019
A postscript to be added after questionably claiming your sports team is better than most people think.
I know we lost our best linebacker, but we're still going to win the Super Bowl this year. No homer.
by SBN ATL August 29, 2010
The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.
by Elitist December 30, 2003