a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model
Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.
by K See Ya April 20, 2011
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A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.
Diane is nothing but a cock holster.
by vicfan March 24, 2004
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a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole
the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night
by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006
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Damn, Those boobs barley fit in that Titty Holster!
by The Awsome N July 14, 2009
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cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face

usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her

cock to silence useless speech.

to holster ones cock.

holstering a cock.
why don't you shut your cock holster?? I'm tired of your
constant bitching!, already.
by fairlane500 July 5, 2009
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Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?
by docoperator November 21, 2016
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She knew he was married, yet she kept throwing her meat holster at him.
by Da Rossa June 14, 2022
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